helioscentrifuge:

ＹＯＵ　ＤＡＲＥ　ＳＵＭＭＯＮ　ＭＥ，　ＭＯＲＴＡＬ

(Source: coloursfalllikesnow)

krazykat-minionofmisha:

uncagethemonster:

consulting-assbutt-with-a-box:

whitefolk:

melpeezy:

wat do canadians give thanks for

being so close to america

I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of our gays getting married

Ouch.

Well played, Canada. Well played.

artsypeach:

the-wayward-vagabond:

I don’t normally reblog creepypasta

But this gives me a story idea.

im scared

because that’s happened so many times to me

but wow i have inspiration now

thank

This Implies that I’ve died in other universes over two hundred times. At least.

(Source: c-r-e-e-p-y-p-a-s-t-a)

(Source: eternalseptember)

cthulhu-with-a-fez:

gigglybox:

urainiumbombs:

i-like-pigeons:

reductosshrinkgun:

fixmeorjustconflictme:

Can we talk about how Michael Jackson’s daughter Paris’ twitter picture is this:

and she tweets things like

and this

like omfg 4 for you Michael Jackson, you raised this child PERFECTLY.

i can’t take this long distance relationship anymore… fridge, you’re coming to my room

I knew she was great since she was little.

U

the thing about bras and bikini tops tho
A C C U R A T E

(Source: thetake-overthebreaksover)

Reblog if your able to find something wrong in this sentence.

karbutt:

francistheloverbonnefoy:

karkats-choice-horns:

your-black-friend:

isis-:

demigodofhoolemere:

meeka2326:

this-fairytale-love:

jenadirectioner:

If you don’t reblog…

…Fighting urge to correct.

This should be a test for people to be able to use the internet.

frustrating mistake is frustrating

oh god, no

*you’re

NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW HOW INFURIATING THIS POST IS.

[THERE ARE TWO THINGS WRONG WITH IT D<]

BUT A TON OF PEOPLE WHO USE THE INTERNET MAY HAVE DYSLEXIA OR MIGHT NOT HAVE BEEN PRIVILEGED ENOUGH TO GET THE EDUCATION. ALSO ENGLISH MIGHT NOT HAVE BEEN THEIR FIRST FUCKING LANGUAGE HOLY SHIT PEOPLE LIKE ALL OF YOU SHOULDN’T AUTOMATICALLY JUMP ON THE JUDGE TRAIN HERE.

I could look at the sentence for another Thirty minuets and still not have thought it was wrong. It’s called having learning differences.

(Source: les-minx)

I finally got a chance on Facebook.

1mew:

my love is like a candle, if you forget me, i will burn your fucking house down

50-shades-of-obamney-mpreg:

saucybacon:

other girls: skinny jeans, straightened hair, handbags

me: grey skin, no hair, no arms to carry a handbag, i am a rock

when it sAID GREY SKIN AND NO ARMS I THOUGHT IT WAS ABOUT HOMESTUCK 

(Source: seawhim)

broadway-aradia:

when you’re finally having a conversation with someone but then you send them a message and they don’t respond and you’re just like i blew it